This just made my day! Here are just a few alternate headlines for this story even though the picture itself is funny enough:
1. Man Makes Fun of Bad Haircut, Gets Cut
2. The Victim of Bad Haircut Is Perpetrator of Crime
3. Pro-Cuts Had a Half-off Sale
4. Now Trending: The HALF-fro
5. Stab and A Haircut, Two Bits!
6. "Barbershop 3: I'll Cut Ya" Coming Soon